The Konoha Beach

"DO YOU WANT THERE TO BE NO UCHIHA LEFT????????????" Kisame shouts at him.

"Fine..what do I owe you.. "

*bitch slaps kisame with board*"do you want to go back to the aquarium?"*looks at anko*we'll talk later"

"Fine.." I leave..

*looks at kisame*"now have you calmed down?"

"Lets go to my house!" Kisame says, and skips away.

"already been their and let me tell you,i found the pictures"*grins at kisame*

~disappears and reappears as a girl in bikini~"now I'm the hottest one here"

*shows up in super-skimpy thong bikini*"itachi-kun,you came without me"*hugs itachi*

"He just left with Kisama"

Tenten sits up and sighs. "These people are nuts."

I walk onto the beach and sit down, wondering whats going on.

"Hey, Sasuke-kun," Tenten says softly.

"Hey Tenten. whats everyone doing?" I say, looking at the crowd on the beach

"Everyone is being there usual selves. I wonder where Neji is?"

"Yeah"

"I should go but it feels nice out here."

"Yeah. Its really warm. I think i'm going to go swimming." I say to Tenten. "Any sharks in the water?"

"Um, Kisame......but I think he left."

"Oh, well thats good. See you later." I say, as I go in the water and start to swim.

Kisame apears again. "Hahaha!!! Now is my chance to kill him!! I'll just drown him!! I'll block his way to shour so he cant get back!!! he wont last long! And if he puts up a fight, well... we all know whos the better swimmer" Kisame mumbles to himself and go's to block sasuke's way back.

*slams surf board on kisames head*"what the f*** did i say:no drawing attention to us!and no killing sasuke ether"

"itachi-kun!"*runs up and hugs itachi,giving him a kiss*"you always keep the crazes away!"

"damn strait babe"*drops board and feverantly starts making out with ayame,ass grabbing included*

"EW!"