The Konoha Beach

Kisame walks in. "Hello ladies " He says. "Anyone want a massage?

*yells while surfing big wave*"dude tone it down on the desperate"*hand stands on board while going though half pipe*

"Hey, Anko. How are you?"

"uhh..pretty good..How about you?" Anko says.

"Great you? You look awsome today!"

"Umm..Thanks..I think."

"Lets go swimming!!" Kisame shouts pulling Anko into the water with him.

"Are you kidding me??"

Kisame pulls Anko deep into the water. "Nope" He says and grins evily

"Let me go." Anko says trying to get back to shore.

"Never!! Say you'll be mine forever!"

"No.."

*front of board smashes into kisame on accident sending itachi flying into the water*"damn it kisame!"

"Finally," I say and swim to the shore as fast as I can.

"Hahaha!!!" Kisame pulls Anko farther out, until we are in the middle of the ocean. "Now then...."

"Let me go.." I say

"No until you promise to love me forever!"

"No..never.."

*runs on water and slams board on top of kisames head freeing anko*"thats for knocking me of my board"

"Thanks Itachi, wow I never thought that I would say that..anyways keep this loser busy until I get to shore." I tell Itachi.

"this..."*smashes head*"is..."*again*"for..."*again*"blackmailing me"

Anko gets to shore..."Finally...better get out of here."

*stops*"you owe me"*yells to anko then looks at kisame*"and let this be a lesson,you don't blackmail people who are stronger then you"

"What..I owe you or own??"

"owe"*hits kisame again*