Naruto's Apartment.

"We need some hot girls so we can really have fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I yell jumping up and down

Sasuke's words remind me of Hinata, and I blush. Then I kick Sasuke out for suggesting that.

"Sorry!!!" I yell

I walk into my house with Shadow riding on my shoulder.

*am a transparent spirit sitting in corner* "jez kit you sure know how to live it up" kyuubi says with apparent sarcasm "maybe the emo kid was right,get some chicks over hear,especially that hinata,rawr*says with perverted grin*

My eye twitches, and Shadow, my pet fox growls at you. "Hehm Shadow's right, you are a perv." I glare at the Kyuubi, "But I must thank you for all of those abilities you gave me." I then add. "If something happens, I show you the scene in my dreams." I grin pervertily, and Shadow shakes his head in shame.

I knock on Naruto's door. "Hey, can I come in?" I call. "Don't worry, i'm not drunk!" I open the door and see a fox standing in front of me. "What the...!" I start to say. "Awwwwwww you’re so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Look at the cute little foxy!!!!!!!" I say to Naruto. "Isn’t he precious?!?!! Awww!!" I reach over and bet the adorable little ball of fluff. "Aww he's so fluffy!!!"

*eye starts twitching*"you better not be talking about me"

"Nah, although you are rather fluffy. I was talking about the fox."

*vain in head*"i am a fox and don call me that!"

"Sorry, Fluffy."

"keep testing me uchiha and i swear i will end you"

"i'd like to see you try, Fluffy."

*fierce death glare at sasuke*"i...hate...you,i wish that brother of yours had the stones to kill you when you were a smaller brat,but no,"*mimics itachi*"i care to much for my brother and this village,i could never kill him"*stops mimicing*"i bet you still think he killed your clan for selfish reasons.and they call you a genius,pfff"

I watch Kyuubi and Sasuke argueing with intrest, and I snicker. "You two are strange.... I'm still clueless on how you managed to escape my body as a shade, Kyuubi, but I'm glad you dont have chakra, and I have yours." I stick my tounge out at the Kyuubi.

"Anyway, I was no talking about you Kyubi."

"He sure is fluffy"

"Yea, my biju is...... FLUFFY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I yell out laughing histaricaly.

"thats it"~turns into naked female form~

-gets a nose bleed-

"THATS RIGHT,feel the awesomeness of my boobs"*puffs chest out*

I just stare.

*neji walks in* "COOL, a naked party!!" Neji exclaims. "Can i come too?!"

"It's NOT a naked party, Neji, it's just Fluffy no Baka being a perv!" I yell angrily and annoyedly.

*I start walking in* Naruto?... Hi I- *I spot Kyuubi and turn around blushing* I... think I'll come back later