Where is everyone?

"Oh, really? And what is that?"

"my back rubs,happy ending optional"

"What?" Anko asks with a confused look on her face.

"girls say i have the hands of god herself,and the libido of jiraiya on viagra"

"Whatever," Anko says to Itachi.

"want me to prove it?"*looks at anko challengingly*

"I really dont care what you have to say." Anko says to Itachi.

"then you want me to talk with my hands?"

"No..i dont want you to get anywhere near anybody here in the village."Anko says

"your gonna be busy trying to stop me then."*shrugs*"but just so you know,ayame's a biter"

"what about ayame??" Anko asks

"well she tends to get a little rough during,if you know what i mean"

"Why would you even mention that here in the academy?" Anko asks

"because,these kid's need sex ed,i wonder if their hiring for that position?"

"Because he's a perve."

"still,i wonder if the academy is hiring?"

"Hopefully not."

"Imagen how much better it would be if say naruto or lee discovered the awesomeness of boobs,how much better the village would be..."

"The village is fine the way it is."

"be that as it may,i still plan on applying"

"They wont let you."

"says who?"

"Um, says the whole village."

"Who would want you as a teacher anyways." Ankos says.

"I don't know, Anko. He would be a good teacher, but not for sex ed, anyways."